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Friday, 11th June 1993
My happy “beachcombing” days on Phuket were abruptly interrupted by a
telephone call from TRAC in Bangkok. They
wanted to lease me out to a new company in Singapore called AVILINK, which
possessed a contract to provide three B-737-200s and crews to BOURAQ Indonesian
Airlines. The captain’s pay was good so
I greedily accepted the assignment.
On this day, the 11th of June 1993, I’m sitting in the left seat of a 737, attached to a jetway at Terminal One, Gate C-7, located on Soekarno-Hatta International, serving Jakarta.
In the right seat is an Australian Captain acting as my line training check captain; an affable sheep herder type from the outback. Like me, he’s fifty, has got loads of flying experience, with a confidant-relaxed approach to aviation, allowing us to get along swimmingly.
Our route today will be Surabaya and Ujung Pandang, with an overnight at
Manado, then, on the following day we’ll fly this route in reverse; returning
to Jakarta. At which point my pleasant
Aussie Captain will sign me off.
The Republic of Indonesia has blown me away; until dealing with the
challenges of flying across it I hadn’t realize how big it was. With 13,460 islands (approximately 6,000
inhabited) it is the world’s largest archipelago, which stretches 3,181 miles
east to west, and 1,094 miles north to south, while the equator runs right
across the middle of it. With a
population of 260 million it’s the fourth most populous country in the world,
and more than half of its population is crammed onto the Island of Java,
creating the world’s top populous island.
In addition it also possesses the biggest Muslim population in the
world.
Tectonically speaking, Indonesia is highly unstable since it lies on the
“Pacific Ring of Fire” that accounts for its 400 volcanoes, 150 of which are
still active. Between 1972 and 1991, 29 volcanic eruptions were
recorded, mostly on Java.
To give one
an idea of the diversity of cultures populating these islands, over 700 different
regional languages were spoken, with the prestige dialect of Malay being the prevalent
one. Thank God, where aviation is concerned,
all communication was conducted in English.
The Republic of Indonesia has been run by two corrupt
dictators: Sukarno from 1945; who was then ousted by Suharto in 1968, and who
in turn ruled till 1998.
Regarding the old proverb, dear reader,
“shit runs downhill,” I soon discovered that corruption in Indonesia ran from
the very top, to the very bottom of its society. That’s the type of snake pit I had jumped in
to.
As for
Indonesia’s Capitol, Jakarta (“The Big Durian” or “J-Town”), it lies on the northwest
coast of Java, at the mouth of the Ciliwung River on Jakarta Bay, which is an inlet of the Java Sea.
The
northern part of Jakarta lies on a plain, with some parts below sea level. Since 13 rivers run through Jakarta - combined
with the wet season rains and insufficient drainage due to clogging – it is
naturally prone to severe flooding.
Being the
most populous city in Indonesia, Jakarta was home to civil unrest, riots and
attempted coups, accompanied by high crime rates, gridlocked traffic, squalor
and corruption. Both of my Australian
First Officers had their pockets picked when riding on the overcrowded buses; prompting
me to never leave the hotel, unless I was being chauffeured to the airport for
work.
And why
would I? BOURAQ put us up at the
five-star Hotel Borobudur, featuring 695 rooms, various
shops, six restaurants and bars; serving local, international, Italian, Chinese
and Japanese cuisines. It also had
rambling, beautiful, luxurious gardens and a pool, with a modern gym to keep
myself in shape. So why on earth would I
want to expose myself to a squalid, overcrowded, Muslim shithole, with its
gridlocked traffic, riots and crime that awaited me outside the hotel?
In contrast, the 737, piloted by expats, never
had any accidents, dear reader. You be
the judge.
Soekarno-Hatta International was expanded in 1991, and was currently the
busiest and largest airport in Indonesia, built at Benda, Tangerang, approximately 12.5 miles
northwest of central Jakarta. With gridlocked traffic so bad it took virtually
50 minutes to drive that short distance.
There were two parallel runways, running on the north and
south side of the airport; Runway 07L/25R (070°/250° magnetic, NE/SW) at 11,811
feet in length, and Runway 07R/25L at 12,008 feet in length. Both runways had ILS (Instrument Landing
Systems) but lacked the coupled DME (Distance Measuring Equipment). That was annoying as hell, since the local
controllers kept asking for our distance from the runway, which I had to “SWAG”
(Scientific Wild-Ass Guess).
I solved this dilemma by purchasing a hand-held Magellan GPS at
Singapore. Hooking it onto a knob of my
instrument panel, it neatly sat in front of my right knee; giving me easy
access to its keyboard. It had a sucker
cup on its antenna along with a six-foot cable, which I ran around my body to
the cockpit’s 2nd side window behind my left shoulder (the window
without electrical power for anti-ice).
The sucker cup secured the GPS antenna to the window’s slanted glass
where it had a clear shot at the sky above.
Using alligator clips, I hooked the GPS’ power line up to the cockpit’s
magnetic compass light – keeping the GPS on a DC trickle charge - therefore its
battery never went flat. Without fail,
it always gave me our exact distance from the runway.
Many times that Magellan GPS got me out of a lot of trouble, as
Indonesia’s lack of reliable radio navigation aids had the tendency to go
“dead” when I desperately needed them.
AVILINK also had hired ex-Singapore Airlines’ Flight Attendants as
Pursers to train the BOURAQ Flight Attendants.
These ex-SIA ladies were in their thirties, which SIA had thrown away
because they were “too old to fly.” In
reality they were attractive, highly professional, and a definite asset to any
airline. SIA had a penchant for always
throwing away the best people.
To illustrate how important and
capable these “too old to fly” ladies were, may I submit the following, dear
reader.
Nearly a month after I had settled into the job, I was in command of a flight departing Jakarta for Surabaya, and, at 6:30 A.M., I’m sitting in the left seat getting ready for “Start Up and Push Back.”
When the Lead Gate Agent stuck his head into the cockpit, handed me the
passenger manifest, and informed me I was “released”; even though there were
still six passengers missing.
Then he turned and started to bolt out of the cockpit. I immediately stopped him, informing him we
couldn’t leave. Naturally he wanted to
know “Why?” Patiently I explained that due
to the missing passengers, we now had a possible bomb threat on our hands;
leaving us two options. Either the
passengers had to be found, or their checked baggage had to be located, and
off-loaded from our 737 before we could depart.
Okay, dear reader, here are two of
the serious problems facing me flying for BOURAQ. Firstly: the locals don’t understand English,
which I’m finding deceptive, for they can speak it, but they don’t understand
it. Secondly: any airline gate agent
knows that “missing passengers” signals a possible bomb threat. BOURAQ’s gate agents obviously haven’t been
trained on this concept...for this yo-yo has “released” me for departure, and
by his look of bewilderment, he hasn’t a clue as to what I’m going on about.
Fully realizing I’ve hit a brick wall with this gate agent, I snatched
up the P.A. microphone and requested the Purser report to the cockpit ASAP.
Shortly thereafter my favorite Purser, Ronny, appeared. She’s Singaporean-Chinese, 35, attractive,
with short, silky-black hair, has 15 years of service with SIA, and is
extremely switched on. She and her
husband lived in New Zealand.
I told Ronny what the problem was, and she translated the problem into
Malay, causing the lights to go on behind the gate agent’s eyes. He snatched the handy-talky radio off his
belt and began transmissions in Malay.
Fortunately we don’t have to wait long, his radio crackled back,
responding in Malay. Ronny leaned next
to my ear and whispered, “They’ve located the six passengers in the loo.”
Sure enough, I eventually spotted my six “lost lambs,” running like hell
down the glass enclosed gallery in front of my 737’s nose, which led to our
jetway.
I
could have, and should have, kissed Ronny, dear reader, for taking that load of
pressure off me. Only it wouldn’t have
been professional.
Getting all passengers on board, my 737 was buttoned up and we pushed
back merely five minutes behind schedule – time I’ll easily make up en
route. Without further impediments, I
launched for Surabaya.
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