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Flag of Denmark.

     I hope you’re fond of pickled herring, dear reader. 

     Founded as a fishing village in the 10th century, Copenhagen became the capital of Denmark-Norway in the early 15th century.  

     Despite their Viking-raiding heritage; I determined the Danes were easy to get along with – plus they all seemed to speak English – and although their city was extremely clean, I personally felt it to be too cold and sterile for my taste.  Winter there was a bitch; apparently prompting numerous suicides.

     The Copenhagen Airport, Kastrup lies on the southeast edge of the Amager Island, alongside the Øresund Strait, hence the airport is surrounded on three sides by water.

                Amager Island.

     It also has three runways, two of which are parallel (040°/220° magnetic, NE/SW) allowing water approaches and departures for noise-abatement purposes.  

     The five years I operated to Copenhagen, we usually landed on Runway Four Left (9,843 feet in length) and departed on Runway Four Right (10,827 feet in length).  Due to the Danish Controllers being switched on, and the airfield being intelligently laid out, this was a dead-easy international airport to get into and out of. 

     Normally they’d parked us at Gate 34, on the north apron, allowing a quick egress from the airport.  Plus being located merely five miles from the city’s center, made it a short bus-ride to the hotel, which was a blessing for a worn-out crew that had been hopscotching about Europe for the past week.

     As for the cuisine, in addition to the pickled herring always being shoved at me, there was the national Danish dish of Apple Pork – heavy and greasy.  

     Along with Danish rye bread smeared with “Leverpostej”.  

Danish Rye Bread.
Leverpostej.

     I read that the Danes eat 18 to 20 million tons of “Leverpostej” per year!  It’s a paste made from pork liver, onions and LARD. 

     Heart attack here I come!

Be sure to wash it down with a healthy dose of TUBORG.

     Late spring or summer is the best time to visit Copenhagen:
The Tivoli Park.
Hans Christian Andersen at the Tivoli.
Danes love their bikes.

     One of the annual big events is the Copenhagen Carnival held in May, over a three-day weekend, which includes 120 bands, 2,000 dancers and 100,000 participating spectators.  

     On Saturday they have the Carnival Parade, imitating the parades of Brazil with steel-pan and samba music, along the pedestrian street Strøget.  The participants in the parade are dancing up a storm, with beautiful, young, blond Danish women wearing the barest of bras and G-strings in imitation of their Brazilian sisters. 

     One thing I did discover a bit arresting, was the very pregnant women in this parade, likewise scantily clothed.  I swear, dear reader, one young lady appeared to be ten months along – about to drop her load at any minute!  In spite of this, she sambaed-on, jiggling and swinging her huge belly every which way.  I felt sorry for the baby; the poor kid must have been seasick sloshing around in there.

     Who says the Danes are weird?

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