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By 7th June, 1977, I had
completed my “quick & dirty” co-pilot’s training by Capt. Kauffman, plus my
first officer’s check-ride by Chief Pilot Capt. August. I was then told to report for work the next
day.
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Golden West Airlines’ flight and
maintenance operations were headquartered at a historical site: “Hanger
One.” The first structure built at LAX
in 1929, designed in the manner of an early California Spanish Mission – replete
with arches, red tiled roofs and a bell
tower - located along the south side of Runway Two Five Left (250°/070°
magnetic, SW/NE).
Historical “Hanger One” at
LAX. The original terminal building.
Golden West based at historical “Hanger One.”
In fact Amelia Earhart had departed from
here on one of her historic record-setting flights.
Amelia
Earhart.
In truth, dear reader, when reporting
for my flights, I always felt I was going to “confession“ at an Old California
Mission. Bless me, padre...before I risk
my ass in the air!
And so...on 8th June, 1977,
bright and early, I reported for my very first revenue flight...and was told by
dispatch to: “Standby.” So I sat beached
at dispatch, drank coffee, and kicked rocks out on the ramp all day...wondering
what I was doing here. Wearing a sports
jacket, slacks and tie - because my uniforms hadn’t been finished yet at the
tailor’s – didn’t improve my mood.
What sort of a “Mickey Mouse” outfit
was this, dear reader? I sure as hell
didn’t feel like an airline pilot.
Around 4:P.M. another gentleman in
sports jacket, slacks and tie, entered dispatch all out of breath, grabbed the
paperwork and me – then loaded us onto an empty DHC-6. Next thing I know we’re running the
“Pre-Start Check List.”
Time out, dear reader: This gentleman
hustling my ass aboard a “Twatter” was Capt. Biedebach – late forties,
steel-grey close-crop hair - who had the last three fingers missing from his
left hand! When I discovered this in the
cockpit, I thought I was about to fly with a “pirate”...not a pilot! For his remaining left index finger and thumb
could scarcely “pinch” the control wheel.
Can he really fly with that hand?
Is anybody cognizant of his impairment?
The reason Capt. Biedebach was in civvies,
similar to me, was his recent arrival from days off at Rio de Janeiro,
Brazil! Since “Goldy” fed passengers to
all the major airlines, our interline agreements (free airline tickets) were
literally “Golden.” Hence, as he was
single, Capt. Biedebach explored the globe at the drop of a
hat.
After firing up the turbo-prop engines, we
made the long taxi-trek over to “Goldy’s” passenger terminal - exactly where the
Tom Bradley International Terminal stands today. Except in 1977 there was no international
terminal. Instead there were hundreds of
empty square yards of asphalt ramp, with “Goldy’s” expanded trailers on wheels
dumped in the middle, acting as its terminal for receiving
passengers.
LAX 1977. No International Terminal.
LAX today with an International Terminal. No more Goldy’s trailers.
A tip, dear reader: never work for an
airline with offices in trailers on wheels.
Why? They tend to disappear
overnight with your last paycheck. I
repeat: the airline business is that flaky.
I’m happy to report that Capt.
Biedebach flew quite well with his remaining left thumb and index finger. We accomplished two round trips to the Orange
County Airport that afternoon - hauling full loads both ways (18 Passengers
each) – without a hitch. He even allowed
me to fly two legs. Not a bad first day
for being a brand-new airline pilot; even if I didn’t have a
uniform.
One last note, dear reader: where we
parked and shutdown our DHC-6 on that last leg - at “Goldy’s” LAX
trailer-terminal – was of special historical importance to me. If someone had told me that in ten years I’d
be parking a Boeing 747-300 Big Top at that same location – I would have had
them committed.
LAX 1987 – parking “my 747” where Goldy’s
trailers used to be.
Not only is the
airline business flaky...as you shall see...it is also unpredictably
nuts!
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The flying job
with “Goldy” turned out to be “Banker’s Hours.”
Pilot lingo, dear reader, meaning: I never
had to do a layover and slept each night in my own bed.
The runs we made in the DHC-6 were easy
and short: LAX to: Oxnard, Santa Barbara, Inyokern, China Lake, Mojave,
Palmdale, Fullerton, Orange County and Ontario.
Eventually, Val finished out her probation
with Western Airlines – both of us breathing a sigh of relief. Sometimes we’d have dinner in our favorite,
romantic Italian restaurant at Studio City wearing our uniforms. Then we’d whistle off to our separate airline
jobs in matching, compact Honda Civics.
Having more days off than me, Val would
even join me once in a while as a passenger on my flights. I remember one Halloween, in 1977, - rather
than going “trick or treating” - Val accompanied me on a flight to the desert
rat town of Inyokern.
On Final Approach for RWY 33 at Inyokern Airport.
Downtown Inyokern. Don’t blink when passing through or you’ll miss
it.
And what on earth would possess her to fly
to such an “exotic location?” In two
words, dear reader: peach cobbler.
There was this little mom and pop café,
close to the Inyokern Airport, that served the best, home-made peach cobbler on
the West Coast.
From there we flew to the Mojave Airport,
where, as first officer, it was my job to unload the mail sacks for an extra
seven bucks; comparable to Howard Hughes.
Howard Hughes the incognito First Officer.
At one time – to “learn” the airline
business - Hughes flew incognito as first officer for American Airlines, dear
reader, and it was his job to load and unload mail sacks and baggage. Unfortunately, when I did it, unlike Mr.
Hughes, I wasn’t a billionaire. Hold
on...my eyes are beginning to tear up.
Palmdale Regional Airport.
Then it was my leg to Palmdale. Where I made the greasiest of smooth landings
– prompting Val’s hand to shoot out of the dark passenger cabin behind me and
squeeze my left shoulder - her way of saying: “Well done,
Ace.”
From the passenger’s cabin it’s easy to “squeeze” the co-pilot’s
shoulder.
They may not have been the easiest of days
for us, dear reader; nonetheless, they had their good
moments.
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