
* * * * * Flag of Bahrain. On my first visit to the Maldives, we departed on 23 rd August 1987, and after we passed immigration inspection, at Malé International, they lined us all up at the customs’ tables. Under the guise of hunting for drugs, porn, booze or Bibles, they made us open our bags. Okay, dear reader, let’s get a grip. Myself and my crew were leaving the Maldives, an Islamic, shariah-controlled country, so how could we possibly obtain booze, drugs, pornography or offensive Christian literature there? I did note, though, that the dark, munchkin customs men spent an inordinate spell sifting, and sniffing, through our dirty underwear! Was this an Islamic, Maldivian sexual thing? Hey...one has to grab sex where one can find it. ...